Tuesday, February 24, 2009

SKATE / HOCKEY GAME #1 - 2009

A reminder for everyone to bring their skates for and hour of skating prior to the first teacher vs. student hockey game of the year. This year Coach Brayden "1967" Watts will be making his debut behind the bench at the Gaylord Powless Arena. Coach Watts has stated, "that he has a young and inexperience bunch of hockey players, however he feels that they might actually be able to score a goal or two". After three seasons of Restoule-General behind the bench, compiling a record of 0-8, hopefully Coach Watts can bring some youthful enthusiasm into the student team. If not they may be in for a long night.

Here is the starting lineup for the students: 1) Stevie "Snowplough" Harris 2) Brittany "Buttercup" Aaron 3) Bradyn "Benchwarmer" Isaacs 4) Jenyka "Wobblylegs" Webster 5) Daniel "I Need Someone To Tie My Skates" Henhawk 6) Abby "Can't Raise The Puck" Hill 7) Kristen "Killer" Monture 8) Austin "Swiss Cheese" Hill 9) Kuris "Bruises Easily" Martin 10) Taylor "Can't Skate" Jacobs 11) Larry "The Snowflake" Hill 12) Kessler "Donothingontheice" Doolittle 13) Shane "The Captain" Capton 14) Keaton "Mommas Boy" Williams 15) Howie "The Snowman" Smith 16) Josh "Please Don't Take A Slapshot At Me" Miller 17) Eric " I Didn't Do It" Thomas 18) Tyler "Tiny" Montour and 18) Lyndsay "Late" General.

PS. Austin DON'T PRETEND TO BE SICK TOMORROW!


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

you forgot about my assistant coaches: Danton "i hate this game" miller, and logan "shortski" smith

Anonymous said...

oh and we get josh -brayden

Anonymous said...

Ho every brute! coach watts will be good!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! lol evr funi nicknamess ! i luv em ! <3 lmaoo !!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

taylor"cant play hockey"jaccobs

Mr. Sowden said...

Right on the money Hickey!!!

Anonymous said...

hey hey hey, watts was fired because he wasnt doin anythingg.. he was slacking like his players ahah
sooo. i was the new coach, i was stricked. and jus as i was the coach, they got 2 big goals!!!

Anonymous said...

Coach Watts what happen??

Anonymous said...

heeyyy i jus realized somethin lol ya spelld Kurtis' name wrong yu spelld it Kruis, yah 4got da 'T' lmfaoo nd Brayden, yur funii ^_^ lol

Anonymous said...

Julie was tryin to fight with the players. lol danton should have been head coach.